A place to dissect bad books like a bored adolescent with a stick of string cheese.
Welcome to Talisman's Tower[]
A place where I dissect bad books like a bored adolescent with a stick of string cheese. Come for the worst of the fantasy genre, featuring sociopathic "heroes," villains so cartoonish they make Captain Planet look subtle, shoddy worldbuilding, and characterization as flat as a paper doll.
Credit to Kippurbird for getting me into the sporking hobby. Go check out her sporks. They're awesome.
Big List of Sporks[]
The Sword of Truth series - ongoing!
The Dragonstone - in progress!
The Enchantment Emporium - in progress!
Shadowmancer - forthcoming!
Links to Other Sporks[]
- Eragon-Sporkings - Kippurbird's original sporks, now in Wikia flavor.
- Conjugal Felicity - Sporks by the indomitable Rorschach on a wide variety of books.
- SatireKnight - Wordy and witty examinations of a lot of bad books.
- ImpishIdea - A website for creative writing with a lively sporking community.
- Vivisector's Writ - Detailed and vitriolic book dissections.
- Das Sporking - One of the internet's most venerable sporking communities.
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